Funny Quotes…

…from one of my favorite funny shows. And here is the JavaScript error given when visiting their website :)

“…he was banned from the ‘92 games for forcibly mounting a pommel horse against its will…”

“…yes, he’s the powerlifter that invented the one handed clean and jerk, but he couldn’t even get himself to the finish…”

“…he tried for a full 7-Eleven and ended up with a mouthful of dirty Slurpee…”

“…he’s showing us the finger that was lost to his partner after doing a dangerous overhead cameltoe…”

“…left retarded from some intense training sessions with his Olympic sparring partner…those guys were jabbing each other all night long…”

“…he just BARELY managed to hang on, but hey, the Jamaican team is known for their excellent danglers, which gives you a huge advantage during stiff competitions…”

“…she’s got the amazing ability to jump without ever actually leaving the ground…”

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