I know it’s been a long time since I posted. It always is for some reason. I guess sometimes I have trouble putting things on the net when I know that anybody can search them, but then again…everybody can know everything about anybody these days because of that dang WWW thing.

So! Neighbors. I had to write this before heading into the office because they’re all so weird.

First, I swear that my upstairs neighbor is a 300+ pound narcoleptic lady. I’ve never actually seen her, but that’s the only thing that can explain the “Thump thump thump thump CRASH” that I occasionally hear.

I have no problem with people of size. I myself am not a small person. But the only thing that can make a noise that loud is a very large person (and I know it’s a lady because I can hear her talking occasionally) crashing to the ground. I have a theory that she’s running on her treadmill for a few seconds and suddenly falls asleep. I have several other theories as well, but I’ll keep those to myself.

Second, there’s a large…large…lady that sits outside every single day. She just sits out on her back patio and looks around at things. Kinda creeps me out as she stares at me getting into my truck every day.