So, I walk outside to check the mail, and what’s there waiting for me? A BOX!! YAY! It was a rather nondescript box in a brown wrapping paper, affixed with simple address label or two on the outside. Mysterious…and then I open the box, and there’s writing on the inside of the paper. I wonder if the writing pertains to the story…

Anyway, on the inside of the paper is…the box! A box claiming to contain plumbing materials. Mmm-hmm. Like there’s a plumber out there trying to tell me something…

Assuming this isn’t the case, I open the box and here’s what was inside:

Something awesome from one of the smartest people on earth THANK YOU!!!!