Archive for the 'Funny' category

Tenderizing Meat

Hi there!

Here’s a helpful tip.

In order to relieve work week stress, try tenderizing meat with your fist instead of a gavel or mallet. It is infinitely more satisfying.

OMG OMG…I’m using the coolest app ever!

You can use it for nearly anything…! Pictures, videos, sending notes…and it has SUSHI!

Laryngitis: The gift that keeps on giving!

I just got back from California…well…I didn’t “get back”, because I already have back…umm…

I just arrived back in Florida after visiting California for a long weekend. If you ever get the chance to see Chanticleer, then by all means DO SO.

Tuesday morning, one of my coworkers decided to attend work while sick. To any of you reading this, please note: attending work while sick is *not* chivalry. And thus, he got all of the rest of us sick for the holidays. We’re all just kind of angry at him right now, because those of us who have mandatory family attendances will likely also be getting *them* sick.

On a lighter note, I just discovered that “Might and Magic” for the original Nintendo has “Canon in D” (very nice arrangement for flute, click the link) as its opening theme!

The decline of the English language

I’m in a chatroom about a programming language right now, and somebody just said this to me regarding the town of Waldo:

“So you made it thou, U may have when’t right by me, lols”

Translation:
“So you made it through. You may have passed right by me! LOL”

It’s amazing how people are slipping back into medieval spelling. It really is.

…never uniform and often unclear…might spell the same word differently on the same page…

Lightning Woman

And this just passed on to me by Big G.