Archive for May, 2005

Kinda funny.

40 Things Never Said By Southerners

40. Oh I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
35. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can’t feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
30. Wrasslin’s fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We’re vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
24. Who’s Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I’ve got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
11. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
05. I don’t have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I’m drivin tonight.

College

Oh it’s been so long…where do I start…

By…ah…pure coincidence yesterday, I made the acquaintance of a mainframe administrator/programmer/scripter…whatever. I have a feeling that I can learn a lot from him, he’s so knowledgeable about software and hardware! Simply conversing with him made me feel a hundred times smarter than I actually am. Talk about an ego-booster!!!

Today was my first day restarting college at Hillsborough Community College. I’m going to finish this semester with an ‘A’ grade in each and every one of my classes. Here’s my schedule:

Monday & Wednesday:
8:00 AM to 10:15 PM — out of the house at school
Tuesday & Thursday:
(starting 6/28/05)
11:00 AM to 10:15 PM — out of the house at school

Today I had a Nutrition & Drugs class with this professor:
Mara Manis

I hope I do well in the class….

New Theme

I’ve upgraded my blogging software and installed a new theme. It’s…umm…well….green. Of course. ;)

Website Coloring

This was in an e-mail I received from Webreference. I didn’t see a link for it, but I didn’t want to lose it. I think it’s an interesting read.

Web Designing: Color It Right

Making color choices for your Web design is a matter of choosing what’s
appropriate, applicable, and interesting for your potential visitors. You
don’t want your visitors feeling miserable about your Web site’s color
choices and patterns, do you?

Planning and organizing your color usage as you go about designing your Web
sites should not be overlooked. Don’t just go about it with a trial-and-
error attitude. Here are some of the best practices with regards to
applying color in Web design. Read this and get a head-start in capturing
the eyes (if not the hearts and minds) of your prospective users.

Regarding the Use of Color and Pattern

Make it a point that your color choices are flexible enough that they can
easily be changed depending on your user’s browser settings and assistive
technology. It is good to establish a strong contrast between the
background color and the text color; however, lest you intentionally want
your users to get dizzy, don’t use patterned or textured backgrounds behind
the texts. Solid and plain text backgrounds are well and good. On-screen
patterns need to be put in the center.

Do not rely heavily on color connotations in guiding your users regarding
important information. Color coding as an additional way to identify
different elements and site navigation can be fun and amusing. But avoid
using too many different colors simultaneously. Be consistent and have
limitations in the number of colors you’re color coding.

Regarding Choices in Color

The safest, more legible and professional­looking combination is black text
on a white background. For maximum visibility with regards to the average
human eye’s capabilities, red and green turn out good when in the center of
the screen; black, white, yellow, and blue are very useful on the
periphery. If your intent is to identify two groups of content, do not use
red and green combination. Always consider that the most common color
blindness is that of red/green blindness. This precaution also applies with
the blue and yellow combination. Keep in mind that 1­2% of men have
blue/yellow color blindness.

In drawing the fully sighted user’s attention, red and other vivid colors
may serve your purpose. Other brighter colors are also very good for a
screen-based interface that will be viewed for a long period of time. These
colors are also applicable for older users. When you want the colors to be
distinct from each other, darker shades of blue, red, and purple and paler
shades of green, yellow, and orange are good choices.

Use the colors to say something about your Web site or company. Brighter
colors, i.e., a yellow background color, can be used to highlight low
prices and bargains. Colors that are good for businesses are beige, blue,
burgundy, and dark green against a white or very light background. Do not
make it a habit of using greyscales for important diagrams. It is also not
healthy to user different shades of blue simultaneously. Do not make your
design look amateurish by using fluorescent-type colors for highlighting.

In pairing colors together, be sure to consult a color wheel chart first.
Combining two colors from the opposite ends of the color chart and high
chroma colors may result in giving your users a headache rather than
getting their approval.

Regarding Different Viewing Environments

When you’re in low light viewing conditions, use light text, thin lines,
and small shapes in white yellow or red. Have a medium-dark background like
blue, green, red or grey. Prepare lower chroma for video displays, too. If
you’re working in bright conditions, then apply dark text, thin lines, and
small shapes in blue or black. White, pale yellow, magenta, green or blue
are preferable backgrounds.

These are guidelines based on practical experiences. Still, you must get
wind of your users reactions and comments for that is the ultimate test.

Kay Zetkin
kzetkin02@gmail.com
http://www.colorprintingwholesale.com/