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	<description>Lunacy is just one term for it, my dear...</description>
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		<title>Tenderizing Meat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi there!
Here&#8217;s a helpful tip.
In order to relieve work week stress, try tenderizing meat with your fist instead of a gavel or mallet.  It is infinitely more satisfying.
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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/144</link>
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		<title>4 months</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve posted anything, so I thought I&#8217;d write something to let anybody who reads this thing and doesn&#8217;t talk to me regularly know that I&#8217;m still alive.
I&#8217;ve tried a game recently and I love it: Fatal Frame.  You take the role of a character searching for a lost family [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/143</link>
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		<title>OMG OMG&#8230;I&#8217;m using the coolest app ever!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You can use it for nearly anything&#8230;! Pictures, videos, sending notes&#8230;and it has SUSHI!



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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/142</link>
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		<title>NoSpace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;vedecidedthatspacescanbebothersomelittlethingsandthat
it&#8217;stimeformetostopusingthemoccasionally.Itreallyhelpsmy
trainofthoughtwhenIdon&#8217;thavetoputinthosesillylittlespaces.
Ithinkthatpunctuationwillbeperfectlyacceptable,butthisisjust
anexperimentforrightnow&#8230;
So,IhavethisideaforaplacecalledNoSpace,whichiskindoflike
MySpace,exceptitdoesn&#8217;treallyexist.I&#8217;mnotquitesurehowto
implementityet,butI&#8217;msurethatwillcomewithtime.Fornowit&#8217;sjust
goingtobemeandmyideaofaplacewithoutanyspace.Iherebyclaim
ittobemineonJanuary23rd,2008.
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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/141</link>
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		<title>Final Fantasy IV &#8212; Palom and Porom Magic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi again!  I was searching the internet and writing some SystemBuilder reports for work, and I had a whole bunch of trouble finding information for the levels at which Palom and Porom earn their various magic spells.  I finally found a nice reference over at RPG Classics, but it wasn&#8217;t in the format [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/140</link>
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		<title>Happy Christmas, ZSNES! (*and the rest of you normal people)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ZSNES has one of the coolest little easter eggs built in!!!!!
I&#8217;m sitting here playing Wizardry V for a bit before bed.
I pressed &#8220;ESC&#8221; to get to the menu to change a setting in the emulator, and what do I see in the background except
SANTA AND HIS REINDEER DASHING ACROSS THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!
Happy Holidays to all of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/139</link>
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		<title>Laryngitis:  The gift that keeps on giving!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just got back from California&#8230;well&#8230;I didn&#8217;t &#8220;get back&#8221;, because I already have back&#8230;umm&#8230;
I just arrived back in Florida after visiting California for a long weekend.  If you ever get the chance to see Chanticleer, then by all means DO SO.
Tuesday morning, one of my coworkers decided to attend work while sick.  To [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/138</link>
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		<title>IE, DHTML, onclick, and anonymous functions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So!  I&#8217;m using the DOM to create dynamic popups, and I&#8217;ve just discovered that in order to create something that will work across all browsers without having to tell IE that an element is itself, you should us an anonymous function, i.e.:
myNewNode.onclick = function(){alert("Testing!");};
After adding the onclick property of the node (NOT via using [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/137</link>
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		<title>IE7 and border-bottom bug</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just discovered that IE7 has issues with border-bottom.  It doesn&#8217;t seem to want to always draw the bottom border of text placed within a &#60;h4&#62; for some reason.  This is the solution:
display: inline-block; vertical-align: bottom;
Edit:  You know what?  I think I might be the first person to publish this one [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/136</link>
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		<title>The decline of the English language</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in a chatroom about a programming language right now, and somebody just said this to me regarding the town of Waldo:
&#8220;So you made it thou, U may have when&#8217;t right by me, lols&#8221;
Translation:
&#8220;So you made it through.  You may have passed right by me! LOL&#8221;
It&#8217;s amazing how people are slipping back into medieval [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/135</link>
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		<title>A ping</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a new group out there (new as of &#8216;04, I guess?) called the WHATWG.  I&#8217;m not sure if I like them or not.  That is yet to be decided.
Why, you ask?
They&#8217;ve decided that there should be a new attributed added to the anchor tag called &#8220;ping&#8221;.  This attribute will send notifications [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/134</link>
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		<title>IKEA</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So yes!  I was at IKEA on Saturday, and I purchased a table and a lamp.  It was so much fun there!  I got Hatten there, as well as GRÖNÖ.  There was a juggler at the entrance, a DJ inside, and Lingonberry *everything* at the restaurant.
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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/133</link>
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		<title>Lightning Woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And this just passed on to me by Big G.
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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/132</link>
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		<title>Yikes&#8230;I&#8217;m officially a soccer mom!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I looked in my freezer today and it is FULL of easy-to-prepare, healthy meals.  Definitely a soccer mom.  Just thought I&#8217;d say so.
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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/131</link>
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		<title>Sweet Silence</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;FINALLY.
I finally know the cause of the sound that&#8217;s been plaguing me for the past 11 months.
It&#8217;s my Sony Playstation 2 (pictured on the left).  I thought it was my color cube, or my television, or my fan, or my monitor, or my speakers, or my video card&#8230;but no!  It was the PS2! [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/130</link>
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		<title>Disjointed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was recently said about a project I was involved in:
&#8220;This process is so disjointed that it&#8217;s like watching a female contortionist, Calista Flockheart, and Kate Moss trying to have lesbian dex during an earthquake.&#8221;
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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/129</link>
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		<title>Freaky Dream</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m just going to copy and paste this here, it&#8217;s more efficient that way:
xaxio: It&#8217;s&#8230;I wish you could see it&#8230;
xaxio: Ummmm
xaxio: Cottage.  Snow.
xaxio: Woman with very curly, long, light red hair.
xaxio: I&#8217;m in a country that isn&#8217;t America.
xaxio: Supposedly visiting this lady, who is perhaps a distant cousin or something.
xaxio: I&#8217;ve been to her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/128</link>
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		<title>Cuban Food in St. Petersburg, FL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As of this moment, I&#8217;ve decided that the best Cuban food in St. Pete can be found at Amelita&#8217;s Spanish/Cuban Cafe.
The people there are nice, the food is delicious, and they&#8217;ll even let you sample the pork before you buy it.  They&#8217;ve got everything from roast pork with yellow rice to Cuban sandwiches (the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/126</link>
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		<title>We are collections of our experiences</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People are not just people.  We are collections of our experiences.  There is nothing unique about us in our makeup.
There IS something unique about us in the way we handle and deal with those experiences, though.  Those are the things that shape us as people.  Everybody can do the right thing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/125</link>
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		<title>Logitech Software Interferes with Thunderbird Updates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Logitech&#8217;s software called &#8220;QuickCam&#8221;, in its latest version as of 07/28/2007, prevents Thunderbird from updating.  You will need to right-click on the QuickCam icon in the system tray and click &#8220;Exit&#8221; in order to continue with the updates.
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		<link>http://xaxio.com/blog/archives/124</link>
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